- Aspire to be Barbie – the girl has everything.
- If the shoe fits – buy them in every color.
- Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!
- Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
- When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
- I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.
- Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
- Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
- When life gives you lemons – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
- Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his crap!
- Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
- If it has Tires or Testicles it’s gonna give you trouble.
- By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
‘Good friends are like stars…You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there’
‘Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today’.